David: Do you have any idea what you've done?
Patrick: I take it the cookie went over well?
David: I have told you for three months now, that I don't want a monthly anniversary gift. And I know you think it's very funny, but this time it went too far.
Patrick: It's a cookie, David, what's the big deal?
David: First of all, a cookie is always a big deal, especially when that cookie just alerted my entire family to the fact that this is officially the longest relationship I've ever had.
Patrick: This is the longest relationship you've ever had? Oh, I shoulda got you more than a cookie.