Quote from Patrick in The Barbecue
David: Do you have any idea what you've done? Patrick: I take it the cookie went over well? David: I have told you for three months now, that I don't want a monthly anniversary gift. And I know you think it's very funny, but this time it went too far. Patrick: It's a cookie, David, what's the big deal? David: First of all, a cookie is always a big deal, especially when that cookie just alerted my entire family to the fact that this is officially the longest relationship I've ever had. Patrick: This is the longest relationship you've ever had? Oh, I shoulda got you more than a cookie.