Moira Quote #421
Quote from Moira in Pregnancy Test
Moira: Alexis isn't the one who's pregnant. Someone else is, but don't press me for details, because I've been sworn to secrecy.
Johnny: You've been sworn-
Moira: It's Jocelyn! But you're not supposed to know. She hasn't told Roland yet.
Johnny: Jocelyn! Huh?
Moira: She was appropriately gobsmacked herself. And I must say, I am entirely relieved.
Johnny: Yeah, that's it's not Alexis!
Moira: But save that spreadsheet, John, and you might want to add a line item for prophylactics. Tomorrow's another day.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.