Quote from Moira in Pregnancy Test
Moira: Alexis isn't the one who's pregnant. Someone else is, but don't press me for details, because I've been sworn to secrecy. Johnny: You've been sworn- Moira: It's Jocelyn! But you're not supposed to know. She hasn't told Roland yet. Johnny: Jocelyn! Huh? Moira: She was appropriately gobsmacked herself. And I must say, I am entirely relieved. Johnny: Yeah, that's it's not Alexis! Moira: But save that spreadsheet, John, and you might want to add a line item for prophylactics. Tomorrow's another day.