Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.

Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!

David: I'm sorry, I was processing Alexis' situation.
Johnny: David, Alexis isn't-
Alexis: No, it's okay. I mean, have your fun now David, because when the twins arrive, I'm gonna really need your help.
David: Um, that's a hard pass.
Alexis: You're gonna be so involved in their lives.
David: Mm, your body, your problem.
Johnny: David, Alexis isn't pregnant.
Alexis: Okay, but just picture them as like, tiny little roommates, whose tiny little poops you get to clean up!