Moira Quote #261
Quote from Moira in Lawn Signs
Johnny: Moira, Sunrise Bay was a soap opera.
Moira: Yes, and this is reality. Frankly, John, I'm surprised at your naivety.
Johnny: Moira, you're misleading people!
Moira: No, I'm building a mystery. Voters will draw their own conclusions.
Johnny: I basically accused Roland of stealing your campaign signs.
Moira: Well, then hopefully you've learned something you shouldn't make accusations you can't substantiate.
Johnny: Moira!
Moira: I'm not listening until you calm down.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.