Alexis Quote #74
Quote from Alexis in Surprise Party
Alexis: Can't we just ask them to give them to us?
Johnny: This is not some co-op commune, Alexis. You know, if there's a price tag on it, you gotta pay for it.
Alexis: Not if you just take them.
Johnny: Well, that would be low bottom behaviour, wouldn't it?
Alexis: Okay, well, how do you think I got these glasses from the gas station?
Johnny: You stole sunglasses?!
Alexis: Yeah, it's a gas station.
Johnny: Oh, my God, I raised a thief. Go wait in the car!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Surprise Party’ Quotes
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Then you plan it.
David: What? No!
Alexis: Oh, snap, David!
Johnny: Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working.
David: Oh, my God.
Alexis: 'kay, that's not at all how that works, so...
Johnny: Cancel your trip, Alexis, because the travel agent is out of the office.
Quote from Alexis
Johnny: Kids, just came in to remind you to keep Saturday open.
David: What's Saturday?
Johnny: What's Saturday? It's your mother's birthday.
Alexis: No, her birthday is the second weekend in May.
Johnny: That's mother's day, honey.
Alexis: I don't think so.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn, I'm so glad I've run into you. Roland was mentioning your fundraiser earlier today and it got me thinking-
Jocelyn: My what?
Moira: Your annual fundraiser for the children with troubled mouths.
Jocelyn: Oh, right. Yes. It's gonna be quite a night.
Moira: I hope so, 'cause I'd like to be involved.
Jocelyn: With?
Moira: Your fundraiser. As I'm sure you know, I was on the board of some of the most profitable not-profits, from San Francisco to London. And after speaking with Roland, I realized I was remiss not to gift you with my wealth of experience.
Jocelyn: Wow. That's very generous of you, Moira. I was gonna ask you, but I didn't wanna impose.
Moira: Jocelyn, you must stop being intimidated by me. It's unnerving.