David Quote #380
David: Well, I guess the good thing to come out of this abduction is that if anyone knows how to crawl out from under an embarrassing romantic failure, it's me. So I say we drop our bags, go straight to the botanical gardens, take in some cherry blossoms, then sleep it off, and go home fresh tomorrow.
Stevie: What time was the tour again? [off David's look] Oh, David, I'm so sorry.
David: If this wasn't so humiliating for you, I think I'd be in a darker headspace right now, but since it is the hotel bar has karaoke, I say we get several rounds of polar bear shots, load up some Mariah, and I will spend the rest of the night pretending not to resent you.
Stevie: Okay. I'll get the first round.
David: Oh, you'll be getting every round.
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Roland: Oh, Johnny, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. Urgent question. Um, what's our policy on smoke breaks?
Johnny: Who's taking a smoke break?
Roland: I am.
Johnny: You don't smoke.
Roland: Yeah, I know. And I don't think I should be penalized for that.
Quote from David
David: I'm so glad we're doing this. We never get to spend quality time together. Also, I've been neglecting my wellness journey, so the cherry blossoms opening when we both have time off is really ticking a lot of boxes for me.
Stevie: Are you sure the cherry blossoms are even open now? I mean, I thought that wasn't for another couple weeks.
David: Mm, no, no, I called the botanical gardens, and had the girl send me a photo. I learned the hard way from my last trip to Japan. Showed up, no cherry blossoms, turned right back around. It was such a waste.
Quote from Moira
Moira: On the upside, this gown has exceeded all expectations.
Johnny: Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart, that's that's good. It's just that, um, you know, with all these costs piling up, we might need to take a hard look at uh, some of our recent, uh, purchases.
Moira: I told Alexis now is not the time to expand that home office. Not with the price of ink today.