Alexis Quote #298
Quote from Alexis in Baby Sprinkle
Alexis: Okay, so I was thinking as incentive for our singles, we could do like, a lonely heart's special. So 50% discount for those singles dining alone.
Twyla: Okay, um, but wouldn't it make more sense to offer a discount for people not dining alone?
Alexis: But it's Singles Week though, is the thing.
Twyla: Right. Um, but if the point of Singles Week is to get matched up, then why not offer a discount for singles who eat together?
Alexis: Okay, I have a better idea. A 2-for-1 discount for 2 singles eating together.
Twyla: That's it, that's the winner.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Baby Sprinkle’ Quotes
Quote from David
David: Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that's where we come in. We're each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy's mouth. Now unfortunately, these are breath mints, we couldn't afford actual benzo's, but the person that does get the most tranqs into mommy's mouth, will walk away with whatever's left of the soft cheese station.
Quote from Moira
Ricki: Often times in these situations, I ask a participant to go within, and to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting.
Moira: Connecting is my livelihood. No, it's these discount locks. I've tried every other one. [The single man from earlier waves to Moira] Ooh! You know what, John? You're right, we should go. Jocelyn has that bébé thing. Rene, pleasure as always.
Quote from David
Patrick: What's goin' on?
David: Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, so I volunteered to help.