Ray Quote #10
Quote from Ray in The Motel Guest
Alexis: So I'm assuming this place comes fully furnished?
Ray: [laughs] No, this is all completely staged.
David: Hmm, it must be very expensive to furnish a place like this.
Ray: Ah, not really if you get it second hand. Or, uh, maybe you get up early on Tuesdays, which is garbage day, and find a discarded couch or sofa.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.