Ted Quote #18
Quote from Ted in Milk Money
Ted: My day's been stacked, doing rounds to some farms, checking on the animals, and now some house calls, But I gotta say, it's a lot more fun now that I've got this puppy. Pun intended.
Alexis: [laughs] Look at you! It's like if the "Sons of Anarchy" had a vet.
Ted: Yeah! Except they don't wear helmets on that show. Which I get, but, it's a little dangerous.
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David: You know, being approachable isn't that important anyway. The Queen hasn't smiled since the 70's, and her birthdays are still very well attended.
Moira: Exactly! Wait. What are you saying?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: It's just a checkpoint, okay? I've been through tons of these in Johannesburg, um, it's like a drive thru, except everybody has a gun.
Johnny: When were you in Johannesburg?!
Alexis: I don't know. I remember I just got my braces off, so...
Johnny: You were 14, in South Africa?!
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Alexis: Just remember, no sudden movements, do not reach for the glove box, and not matter what happens do not tell them your real name.