Bob Quote #25
Quote from Bob in The Candidate
Johnny: I'm talking about me. See, I've worked on a number of campaigns, and I was president of the Video Retailers Association.
Bob: Sure, and, uh, it might be a nice change of pace from banging your head against the wall here every day.
Johnny: Well, I'm not banging my head against the wall, but if I were to run, I'd need support from people like you.
Bob: Boy uh, so if you got this, that would mean we'd work together here at the garage, and on council? If I didn't know any better, I might think you had a crush on me!
Johnny: Well, that's- That's funny.
Bob: I'm only teasing.
Johnny: Yeah, I know, I know.
Bob: I don't mean to embarrass you.
Johnny: I'm not embarrassed!
Bob: You have no reason to be embarrassed. You're a happily married man.
Johnny: Oh my.
Bob: And so am I!
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‘The Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.
David: Thanks.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: You running for town council!
Moira: What, excuse me?
Johnny: You're running for town council?
Moira: No, I'm not running for town council.
Twyla: Oh, I must've misheard. Everyone was talking about you standing up to council last week, so I just assumed
Moira: Never assume, dear, it makes an ass out of both of us.
Quote from David
David: Hmm. On a scale of one to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, where do we see this look fall?
Alexis: Um, like, easy six.
David: Okay.