Moira Quote #187
Quote from Moira in Estate Sale
Johnny: You know what I think, I think they tried it out, and uh, it just didn't work for them.
Moira: And by tried it out, you mean...
Johnny: I mean they tried it out.
Moira: Eww! Oh God! No! Oh! Oh! Oh God, that's memory foam, John!
Johnny: Oh, Moira, we've stayed at Kennedy compound, this can't be any worse than that!
Moira: The Kennedys aren't Roland! The Kennedys have regular medicals, daily laundering!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.