‘Our Cup Runneth Over’
Season 1, Episode 1 - Aired January 13, 2015
After the tax authorities raid their mansion, the Rose family are forced to move to their one remaining asset, the small town of Schitt's Creek, and take shelter in the local motel.
Quote from David
David: Just out of sheer curiosity, um, where do you stand now on whether or not you think this motel is cute? Like, is it still cute, or is it-
Alexis: You're a dick, David!
David: Oh, I'm a dick! Okay, did I dump you for a party?!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: As if I didn't see this coming. He's broken up with me five times already. Like, there was that time that he never met me in Rio, and remember that time that he gave me his ex wife's engagement ring? And then, last summer, that time that he left his Molly in my glove compartment, and then I got arrested?