Quote from David in The Premiere
Patrick: Can you make me a lasagna, David? David: [laughs] Imagine? No. I think we rest this little voice, 'cause you have been chatting ever since the dentist's office. Patrick: Why are you so handsome? David: I mean, unless you wanna keep talking. In which case, that works as well. Patrick: How come your skin is like... perfect. David: It's a nine-step regimen I do twice a day. It's not a big deal.