Twyla: Good evening, Ms. Rose. The other member of your party has already been seated.
Ted: [on Skype] Oh, hi.
Alexis: Ted! What is this?
Ted: Well, I couldn't let our anniversary go without a celebration. Just because we're not in the same city doesn't mean that we can't go on a date.
Alexis: And you're wearing the little tie with your short-sleeved shirt. My little Galapo-guy.
Ted: Yeah, it's actually really hot here, so the bottom half is just my bathing suit and flip-flops.
Alexis: [gasps] Ted! More about your bottom half, please!
Ted: Twyla's not standing right behind you, is she?
Twyla: Hi, Ted.