Alexis: We are a "must-stay".
Johnny: What?!
Alexis: "The Rosebud Motel is a must-stay for any road-tripper, or weary traveller. This charming, lovingly restored, roadside motel is a welcome pit-stop for anyone looking for a clean room, and first-rate hospitality."
David: Compared to what, a haunted house?
Alexis: "In fact, Johnny Rose and his Guest Services manager, will go almost too far out of their way to ensure a pleasant stay."
David: How do I sign up for this turn-down service? Is there a clipboard, or something?