David: [knocking] Oh, I wonder who that could be! It's television's Moira Rose! [audience applauds]
Moira: That's television's mom, to you. [fake laugh] You know, nothing is colder than the chill I get when I think of the dangers of asbestos poisoning.
David: Mmm-hmm.
Moira: Luckily, a little birdie told me that with enough funds raised, this town could be asbestos free by-
David: Christmas!