Moira: Alexis isn't the one who's pregnant. Someone else is, but don't press me for details, because I've been sworn to secrecy.
Johnny: You've been sworn-
Moira: It's Jocelyn! But you're not supposed to know. She hasn't told Roland yet.
Johnny: Jocelyn! Huh?
Moira: She was appropriately gobsmacked herself. And I must say, I am entirely relieved.
Johnny: Yeah, that's it's not Alexis!
Moira: But save that spreadsheet, John, and you might want to add a line item for prophylactics. Tomorrow's another day.