Jocelyn: Moira, I'm the one who's pregnant.
Moira: If only.
Jocelyn: It's true. I was dropping off Alexis' course book, and I had gotten the test from the pharmacy, and I was so anxious to find out, that I took the test in Alexis' bathroom.
Moira: Oh Jocelyn, oh Jocelyn! Oh, what a wonderful surprise for us all! Oh!
Jocelyn: I know. I thought it was menopause that was making me late, and giving me the cravings, and morning sickness.
Moira: I wouldn't know.