Alexis: Oh, my God, what happened? Did you get in a bar fight?
Ted: Uh, you know, I'd actually prefer not to talk about it.
Alexis: Okay.
Ted: Just for the sake of maintaining some professional boundaries.
Alexis: Yeah, okay, totally. You owe someone money?
Ted: Alexis, I pay off my credit card bills two weeks in advance, what do you think?