David: I'm not sharing a boyfriend, Stevie and I are both dating Jake, at the same time, like sexually evolved human beings.
Alexis: Oh, okay, because in my experience with throuples-
David: We're not a "throuple!"
Alexis: When it comes to three people, David, there's always a favourite. It's just like how Mom likes you more.
David: That's not true, and please don't include Mom in an analogy about my relationship, thank you!