Stevie: Wow, well, according to the Internet, you were "Mister Popular."
David: I will have you know that that head-shot got me a two-episode arc on a TV series.
Stevie: What series?
David: "Dateline." I played a boy who got abducted from a grocery store.
Stevie: Wow.
David: Yeah. And the performance was so riveting, people thought I actually was the "Valu-Mart victim."
Stevie: Hmm, bet that got you laid.
David: It did. It really did.