David: Why else would we be driving to Elm Valley, Stevie?
Stevie: The only other reason I can think of is that Emir might be there.
David: The hotel reviewer that you had the dirty motel sex with?
Stevie: Well, when you put it that way it sorta cheapens it, but yes, he might also be there, reviewing a hotel.
David: But not the hotel that we're going to, because that would be a crazy coincidence.
Stevie: Sorry, I knew you wouldn't come if you thought you were gonna be a third wheel.
David: Okay well, sucks for him, because I only booked the private garden tour for two people.
Stevie: Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
David: Please don't.
Stevie: I don't think we're gonna go to the botanical gardens.
David: No! Wow! So this is an abduction, then.