‘The Stakeout’
Season 2, Episode 2 - Aired September 24, 2009
Leslie and Tom go on a stakeout when she believes someone is growing marijuana in the community garden in the pit. Meanwhile, Ron is rendered immobile by a hernia, and Ann and Mark go out on a date.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Well, they're going to release him in a little while.
Ann: Thank God.
Mark: Should I get you guys home right now?
Leslie Knope: You know what, you two go ahead. I'm going to stay here and wait for Tom.
Ann: Are you sure?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, prison changes a man. I think he'll probably want to see a familiar face when he gets back on the outside.
Quote from Mark
Mark: Ann, I really don't think you should invite me in. Terrible things happened last time. So, I guess I'll just see you tomorrow.
Ann: Okay.
Mark: Okay.
Ann: Bye. [Mark kisses Ann] Hey. You kind of kissed me.
Mark: Yes, I did! And now we both have herpes. I'll see you later.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Tom: Leslie. Thanks for waiting. I appreciate it.
Leslie Knope: [sleeping] Mother Teresa, it's not your chocolate. Don't... Get your hands off that.
Tom: Wake up.
Leslie Knope: What? Is this your house? Where are we?
Quote from Ann
Tom: Anndanawicz! What're you guys doing? Eating? Love it. Oh, hey, just wanted to thank you for having me arrested as a pervert the other night. That was cool. Peace!
Mark: We didn't think you were a pervert, we thought you were a criminal.
Ann: For the record, I still actually kind of think he's a pervert.