Tom Quote #604
Tom: Put your mop down, bud. I got you the rights to Johnny Karate.
Andy: No way! How?
Tom: Just a great agent I guess.
[flashback:]
Tom: [whining] Please, man, please! Andy's my friend, and I want to do a good job, and there's this girl I really like, and she lives in Chicago, and she's still dating someone, and I just feel like--
Hank: Oh, God.
Tom: Do you want to eat at my restaurant for free? Every week, you could come once a week, and it's free.
Hank: Okay, okay, fine. J-just stop!
[back:]
Andy: See? I told you it was gonna work out. That's actually really good advice for anything. If there's something that you want badly, you just have to believe that it's gonna work out.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Gryzzlbox’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: Now, Leslie, I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects, but rather a symbolic box of allegations.
Leslie Knope: Well, Perd--
Perd Hapley: It's Judge Perd.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Uh, I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument.
Perd Hapley: Extremely well-put.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer. I cannot render a verdict here. Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term I've heard people use in the movies. Tap, tap, tap. Case ended.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Announcer: This is The Perdples Court, a legal debate show about issues facing residents of Southern Indiana. With your host, Judge Perd Hapley.
Perd Hapley: Tonight, on The Perdples Court, we will have the guests that have been booked for tonight's show. The plaintiff, Leslie Knope, who has some big allegations against Gryzzl. The defendant, Gryzzl Vice President Roscoe Santangelo. Who will win? I don't know yet. Which is what makes this a court show.