April Quote #346
Andy: You wanna do shots?
April: Yeah, I'd love to do a shot. 'Cause wine makes me sleepy now.
Andy: This is gonna be fun. What do you want to do first?
April: Ooh. I dare you to eat this entire jug of olives.
Andy: Done!
April: What are you doing?
Andy: I'mma take a Zantac. All that salt will give me heartburn.
April: Oh, God. You ruined it. We--we have to figure something else out.
Andy: Should I still take the Zantac?
April: Yeah, you always feel better when you do. Oh, my God, I hate us! Let's go.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘2017’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Who is Tom Haverford? He's a mentor, a lover, a hero. But who is my hero? Simple. It's me. Five years from now.
Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.