Leslie Knope Quote #1505
Quote from Leslie Knope in 2017
Leslie Knope: Get on the phone to Washington. Call in every favor that we have. Dave, put Missouri on the back burner. This is top priority. You all have 36 hours to find me $90 million. Go!
Ben: Whoa, $90 million?
Leslie Knope: Well, I only have $2 million in the discretionary fund and I've already used some of it to make Thomas Jefferson sexier in those Mount Rushmore promotions. Which, by the way, attendance has been up. That's not a coincidence.
Ben: Pawnee's rich and famous will all be here tonight. Maybe you start there.
Leslie Knope: That is a very smart idea. And that tuxedo makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor. Here, wave this pen around.
Ben: Focus.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘2017’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Who is Tom Haverford? He's a mentor, a lover, a hero. But who is my hero? Simple. It's me. Five years from now.
Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.