Ron Swanson Quote #535
Quote from Ron Swanson in One in 8,000
Ron Swanson: Girls, Ron's got sharp tools now.
Zoey Lewis: Oh, Ron!
Joe: Ladies. [sings] Eyes are watching, ears are listening Lips are closed, hands are still
All: Feet are very quiet You should really try it, listen well, listen well
[The girls run off]
Ron Swanson: That was well played.
Joe: Children their age respond positively to melody and rhyme. They are great girls. You must feel very lucky to be their stepdad.
Ron Swanson: I do, indeed. If you'll excuse me, Joe, I have to finish hogging out the cheeks on these lap joints.
Joe: Oh, maybe you could use this jig I made. It's just a hardwood clamping block connected to a small piece of hackberry. You could use it to locate your cuts for the inside shoulder...
Both: Without having to reset the fence.
Joe: Exactly. Muffin?
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Quote from April
Ben: So what do we got so far? We need big-ticket items.
April: I got the Red Hot Chili Peppers to send us a signed guitar.
Ben: That's great, April. How'd you do that?
April: It's a long story, but the short version is, I'm currently catfishing Anthony Kiedis.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Okay, there's still plenty of ways to raise money for the concert, right? Maybe we'll win the lottery. I mean, hey, you're looking at a woman who just hit triple cherries in her uterus.
Ben: We're screwed.
Leslie Knope: No, we're not, we have three weeks until the concert. It'll be fine.
Ben: No, not the concert. The triple cherries. I mean, of course it's the most amazing and wonderful thing to ever happen, but, okay, I am an accountant, and I am looking a cold, hard facts. Raising three kids is going to cost $2 million.
Leslie Knope: Babe, our kids will be geniuses. They'll get scholarships. Half of my tuition was paid for by the Indiana scholarship for pretty blondes who like to read. It's now called the Virginia Woolf prize. Different time.
Quote from Donna
Ron Swanson: What are you doing?
Donna: I'm getting a picture of you volunteering at a public elementary school in case I ever need to blackmail you.