Leslie Knope Quote #1090
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane
Martin Housely: Our next award is for "Achievement in Chairs." The nominees are: Asa Christiana for chair, Ron Swanson for chair, H.W. Davenport for chair.
Tammy Two: So exciting, Ron.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Ron, this is your moment. Tune her out. She's not even here.
Martin Housely: And the winner is... Ron Swanson for chair.
Leslie Knope: Oh, wow! Whoo! [applause]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.