Chris Quote #131
Jennifer Barkley: Chris, right? Hi, I'm Jen.
Chris: Hello.
Jennifer Barkley: You know, there are 30 bedrooms in this house. Bobby's in one, there's a dead guy in another, the rest are free. What do you say?
Chris: Oh! That is very flattering. But you're the opposition campaign manager. I--I couldn't do that to Leslie.
Jennifer Barkley: Oh, for God's sake, Chris. This campaign is over. My job is done and so is yours. It's just sex. I'm very good at it.
Chris: Okay.
Jennifer Barkley: Great! Let's do it. Haven't got all day, honey.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] We've come so far. I want this so bad, I can taste it. When I close my eyes, I can picture the flash of the cameras at my swearing in. And I can hear the sound of the applause when I take my oath. And I can see in the crowd president Obama smiling at me. He made it. I didn't think he would come, but he made it. Hey, buddy.
Quote from Andy
Andy: A few days ago, on a routine campaign stop in downtown Pawnee, one Leslie Knope - pause - was attacked - play - by a pie. Luckily, it only hit Jerry, so no damage was done. Play. The only evidence we have is a video shot by - pause - my wife, April Ludgate. This is Burt Macklin's greatest assignment yet. If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.
Quote from Chris
Chris: [aside to camera while cycling] This has been a difficult year for me, romantically. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor-- lots of disappointment, but if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.