Andy Quote #298
Andy: Thank you for celebrating the most ultimate triumph of my life. I'm very proud of me, and you are too. And, Professor, I'm taking your class again next semester. And I'm gonna lock down that P-plus.
Professor Linda Lonegan: It's impossible.
Andy: You and the women taught me that nothing is impossible.
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‘Lucky’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Donna: Jerry. Jerry! Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning.
Jerry: Is it really? [laughing] Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? I will just take these down to the post office and, uh, put the, uh... Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes.
Donna: Oh... My God.
Jerry: Well, you know, it's like I always say. It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. Here we go! [whistles]
Donna: I'll make some coffee.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mmm. This was such a good idea. Should we get another round?
Ann: Um... I think we should get a more basic, no-nonsense beverage.
Tom: [laughs] Uh... maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I love him. It's just... This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Quote from Jerry
[As Jerry keeps licking envelopes:]
Jerry: I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit.
Donna: You don't mind this work, do you?
Jerry: Uh-uh. I like it. It makes sense to me.