Ann Quote #124
Quote from Ann in Smallest Park
Ben: Okay, is this health department business or Leslie business?
Ann: You need to go talk to her.
Ben: Why? So she can force me to spend time with her again? No. No way. I'm done talking.
Ann: Listen, I know she can be strong-willed and difficult, okay? She once made me eat an entire cheesecake at a potluck so she didn't look bad. But I really think she's ready to listen.
Ben: You ate an entire cheesecake? Why didn't you just throw it away?
Ann: Because with everything she's done for me, I would eat ten cheesecakes for her. Also, P.S., it was delicious and amazing, like everything she does.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Our research shows that our park will draw 5,000 visitors a year, and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring, fun-filled park ever conceived.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie Knope: It is .000003 square miles.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down, and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther- No, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.