Leslie Knope Quote #649
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Fight
Leslie Knope: [clears throat] Well, uh, this committee would like to ask if you are the kind of candidate who could forgive someone after they've behaved like a complete jackass?
Ann: This candidate could, especially because this candidate also behaved like a total jackass.
Leslie Knope: Please, don't worry about it. The committee totally understands.
Ann: Also, I can talk about my qualifications for this position. But first, I am gonna go throw up in a wastebasket.
Leslie Knope: Would you mind if I joined you?
Ann: Not at all.
Leslie Knope: Shall we?
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[aside to camera:]
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