Leslie Knope Quote #645
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Fight
Ann: Okay, I've been a nurse for over 10 years. It's not something you just quit.
Leslie Knope: I understand. I just think with this new job, you could make a difference. Make real change happen. Plus, we'd be working in the same building. No more lightning-round catch-up sessions.
Ann: It would be nice to have an office.
Leslie Knope: This is your destiny, Ann. You don't want to waste away at the Pawnee St. Joseph Medical Center. and turn into her. And let's be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people's butts every night.
Ann: You've mentioned that before. That doesn't happen that often.
Leslie Knope: It happened once.
Ann: Just once.
Leslie Knope: That already is too many times.
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[aside to camera:]
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