Leslie Knope Quote #574
Quote from Leslie Knope in Harvest Festival
Ken Hotate: So...You need to borrow a generator.
Leslie Knope: Ken, I'm coming to you on my knees. Begging for help. Much like the early settlers of Pawnee begged the Wamapoke 200 years ago.
Ken Hotate: Ah, but that was...
Leslie Knope: A trick. And over 50 Wamapoke were slaughtered. I know. But this is not a trick. I am prepared to put the Wamapoke history exhibit inside the carnival grounds. Right past the entrance turnstile. So that you have to look at it before you start having fun.
Ken Hotate: Hm, now that's interesting.
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Quote from Donna
Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.
Quote from Andy
Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.