Jean-Ralphio Quote #3
Quote from Jean-Ralphio in Woman of the Year
Tom: Jean-Ralphio, I have a hot investment opportunity that you are gonna wanna jump all over.
Jean-Ralphio: Hit me with it, daddy.
Tom: The Snakehole Lounge...
Jean-Ralphio: Heard of it.
Tom: Is looking for investors.
Jean-Ralphio: No way. Yesterday, if you would have asked me, I would've said no, but thank God, my grandfather just died, so I am a- flush with cash!
Tom: Awesome. I have 4,000 bucks. All I need you to do is kick in six G's. And then you and I are part-owners of the hottest nightclub in Pawnee. Also, sorry about your grandpa.
Jean-Ralphio: No worries. He was a dick.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Woman of the Year’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: [aside to camera] This VIP card gives you exclusive access to the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Where? Multipurpose Room F. When? 3:00 p.m. Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life. [flings card]
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong, and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson! Oh, my God! What is happening?
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office! Nobody freak out! [silence] Do you know what this means? I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women. I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine. And every year, they choose one woman to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award. Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.