Leslie Knope Quote #307
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Set Up
Chris: Did you ever see that movie The Matrix?
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Chris: 99% real.
Leslie Knope: So, do you enjoy it, being an MRI technician?
Chris: Great question. Someone steps into the room. Imagine a mother of three, maybe she's a teacher. She knows something's wrong, but she doesn't know what it is. She's scared. In less than an hour, I know what it is.
Leslie Knope: What's wrong with her?
Chris: I don't know. But the best part about being an MRI technician is, I can see inside everything. See that guy over there? Imagine being able to look inside his head.
Leslie Knope: Wow.
Chris: I know. I mean, you could look inside this steak or you could look inside this butter or the potatoes or this candle or this beer or this flower or this bread. You can look inside anything.
Leslie Knope: Well, if you look inside this bread, all you're gonna find is more bread.
Chris: I don't know. I'd have to do an MRI.
Leslie Knope: Look. [rips open bread roll] Just bread in there.
Chris: Yeah but what's inside that bread? Could be cheese.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Set Up’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: What is your ideal man?
Leslie Knope: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
Ann: Interesting. That's a high, weird bar.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: And for you, madam, the Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Ann: I can't believe the cafeteria named a sandwich after you. They're so cool.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Salami on pumpernickel with olive juice and extra iceberg. It was the only sandwich on the board that wasn't named. I just wish I'd liked it.
Quote from Ron Swanson
George MacFayden: Ron Swanson?
Ron Swanson: That's me.
George MacFayden: My name is George MacFayden. I wanted to talk to you about the amount of snow in the parks.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I've been getting a lot of visitors recently, thanks to a stupid, worthless, new push to make government officials more accessible to the public.
[montage:]
Man: There is a disturbing of benches in Ramsett park! I want to sit more!
Woman: And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
Woman: I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible!
[back:]
Ron Swanson: This is my hell.