Chris: Did you ever see that movie The Matrix?
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Chris: 99% real.
Leslie Knope: So, do you enjoy it, being an MRI technician?
Chris: Great question. Someone steps into the room. Imagine a mother of three, maybe she's a teacher. She knows something's wrong, but she doesn't know what it is. She's scared. In less than an hour, I know what it is.
Leslie Knope: What's wrong with her?
Chris: I don't know. But the best part about being an MRI technician is, I can see inside everything. See that guy over there? Imagine being able to look inside his head.
Leslie Knope: Wow.
Chris: I know. I mean, you could look inside this steak or you could look inside this butter or the potatoes or this candle or this beer or this flower or this bread. You can look inside anything.
Leslie Knope: Well, if you look inside this bread, all you're gonna find is more bread.
Chris: I don't know. I'd have to do an MRI.
Leslie Knope: Look. [rips open bread roll] Just bread in there.
Chris: Yeah but what's inside that bread? Could be cheese.