Mark Quote #30
Quote from Mark in Christmas Scandal
Ann: Dude. You remembered me complaining about my computer bag.
Mark: Do you like it?
Ann: Yeah, it's perfect. It's way better than the gift that I got you. It's Pacers tickets.
Mark: Oh...
Ann: They're not even good seats.
Mark: This is awesome.
Ann: It's not awesome.
Mark: I actually got you a second gift. You don't have to come to this game with me. You don't have to.
Ann: That's the nicest gift anybody's ever gotten me in my life.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Christmas Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn't even competing or anything. He just was going, literally, to watch the Olympics.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's gotten a lot harder to work in government. You think Winston Churchill ever had to pull his pants down and show his butt? No. But would he have? Yes. Now, could he have? Maybe not towards the end of his life, but he would have. Because he loved his job.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Oh.
Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer.
Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu!
Ron Swanson: The turtle flu...
Man: Turtle flu.
Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.