Leslie Knope Quote #294
Quote from Leslie Knope in Christmas Scandal
Dave Sanderson: I thought you did great. When you get all feisty like that, it gets my heart racing. Like I'm on a stairmaster. Except more like in a sexual... context.
Leslie Knope: I can't go to San Diego with you. My life is here. My friends, my career.
Dave Sanderson: I guess I just thought, with everything that happened, you'd want a fresh start.
Leslie Knope: I know, I- I really care about you, Dave. I just-- I love this town. I'm sorry. You want your ticket back?
Dave Sanderson: No. You know what, keep it. You may want to come visit me, right? There's a $75 change fee, but I could pay you that, or I could reimburse you. There's a lot of ways we could handle that.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Christmas Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn't even competing or anything. He just was going, literally, to watch the Olympics.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's gotten a lot harder to work in government. You think Winston Churchill ever had to pull his pants down and show his butt? No. But would he have? Yes. Now, could he have? Maybe not towards the end of his life, but he would have. Because he loved his job.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Oh.
Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer.
Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu!
Ron Swanson: The turtle flu...
Man: Turtle flu.
Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.