Ann Quote #42
Quote from Ann in Tom's Divorce
Tom: I'll have the surf-and-turf-a-saurus, and a couple of bottles of wine. I'm gonna need a lot of wine, so keep it flowing.
Ann: I'm not gonna be drinking anything. Just wanted everybody to know that.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I'm not a big fan of group dinners where everybody splits the bill no matter what they get. I ordered a Tyranna-Caesar salad, and that's all I'm paying for.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Tom's Divorce’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: God! It is rough in here. Is it always like this?
Ron Swanson: I wouldn't know. Don't like strip clubs. Smells like a wet mop in here. And I get the feeling that every one of these women is running a low-grade fever.
Leslie Knope: You're one of the good ones, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Wait a minute. Hello, beautiful.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: There is a great dinosaur-themed restaurant in Patterson. It is called Jurassic Fork. [Leslie laughs] I have gone there three times a week for the last 15 years.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Tom: Leslie, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but once you go in there, you will see things you cannot un-see.
Leslie Knope: I'm a feminist, okay? I would never, ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be "Equality." But I'm willing to sacrifice all that I've worked for just to put a smile on your perverted little face. So don't blow this.
Tom: All right.
Leslie Knope: Okay! Lap dances are on me. I mean, I'm paying for them. They're not gonna actually be on me.
Tom: Got it.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I kind of feel like Jane Goodall studying the chimps, you know? 'Cause there are some feminist scholars who say that stripping is a feminist act.