April Quote #22

Quote from April in Sister City

Tom: Leslie, come see this! Check out this video April sent me.
April: [on video] Hey, guys. I'm at Jhonny's place in Venezuela. It's okay, I guess. He has like five million rooms. And this is only his guesthouse.
Leslie Knope: Holy cow!
April: There's a lot of guys with guns here. It's better than my mom's house, I guess. So, tell Leslie I don't know when I'm gonna be back. Oh, and Donna's here.
Donna: Hey, guys! Ola!

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 ‘Sister City’ Quotes

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Yesterday I was tough and direct and today I have to be charming. Basically, yesterday I was Hillary Clinton, and today I'm Bill.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Raul: This is a gold plated replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used in the 1992 Socialist revolution. It is a gift.
Leslie Knope: This gun truly symbolizes the blossoming peace between our two nations.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: A key aspect to diplomacy is gift-giving. The gift has to be nice enough to honor and respect the guest, but not so nice that it shames him. Plus, it needs to represent the local culture. And I found the perfect thing.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: A bottle of high-fructose corn syrup, made right here in Pawnee's own Sweetums factory. Sweetums! If you can't beat 'em, Sweetums! Since 1891. And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples, also made here in Pawnee. Kernston's Rubber Nipples, tastes like the real thing.

Quote from Donna

Leslie Knope: Now, I know you gentlemen had a long flight, but I have prepared a welcome party in your honor.
Raul: Excellent. I like to party.
Leslie Knope: Well, my job is to see to your every need.
Elvis: Do we just select the woman we desire? I will take the large black one.
Tom: Interesting choice.
Leslie Knope: What?
Raul: Do you have some kind of book with photos of the women available to us? If not, I will also take the sexy black one.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: I am not surprised at all. I've been to South America. I did very well there.