Ann Quote #220
Quote from Ann in Ann and Chris
Kathryn Pinewood: Sorry, can't help you ladies. I don't have time for disgraced former politicians and unmarried preggos.
Leslie Knope: Oh, Kathryn, always a delight.
Ann: Listen, I know that you and Leslie have had your disagreements in the past, but we really need the key, and we can only get the key if we get the sodas. Please?
Kathryn Pinewood: I don't see why I should do you any favors. I mean, if you were still a city councilor, maybe. But I seem to remember you were recalled. Is that right?
Leslie Knope: How dare yo--
Ann: Okay, Leslie. Please. It's not worth it. For you. For me, I don't care.
Kathryn Pinewood: [gasps] What the hell?
Ann: Yeah, Pinewood, that's right. I'm pregnant and I have you in a headlock. And if you try to fight back, I will sue you. Unless you tell us how to get those sodas right now.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ann and Chris’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Bon voyage, Ann.
Ann: My God, this is amazing.
Leslie Knope: That's sparkling cider.
Ann: Why is there a New Year's Eve countdown clock and the Easter bunny?
Leslie Knope: I don't know when we're gonna be able to visit each other, so just to be safe this party is a celebration of every event that's gonna happen this year. Your birthday, New Year's, Chinese New Year's, flag day. Ain't no party like a Leslie Knope party 'cause a Leslie Knope party is actually 30 parties.
Ann: Knope, you have out-Knoped yourself.
Quote from Jerry
Tom: We all burned our initials in, see?
Chris: Wait a minute, who's G-J-L-G-G?
Jerry: That's Garry Jerry Larry Gergich Gengurch. I burned in all my names. I really--I didn't know what to do.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Leslie Knope: We know that you were already approached by Sweetums and you said "No," but is there any way you would reconsider?
Perd Hapley: I'm sorry, Miss Knope. There is such a thing as journalistic integrity, and it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity.
Ann: It's really important, Perd. Please? Come on. For old time's sake.
Perd Hapley: Well, the story of that appeal is it was heartfelt. And in response to that appeal, I respond: Okay.