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Ann and Chris

‘Ann and Chris’

Season 6, Episode 13 - Aired January 30, 2014

Leslie throws a huge party for Ann as she and Chris prepare to leave for Michigan, but the real surprise will be breaking ground on Pawnee Commons. Meanwhile, Ben and the guys feel they haven't found the right gift to send Chris off with.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: Bon voyage, Ann.
Ann: My God, this is amazing.
Leslie Knope: That's sparkling cider.
Ann: Why is there a New Year's Eve countdown clock and the Easter bunny?
Leslie Knope: I don't know when we're gonna be able to visit each other, so just to be safe this party is a celebration of every event that's gonna happen this year. Your birthday, New Year's, Chinese New Year's, flag day. Ain't no party like a Leslie Knope party 'cause a Leslie Knope party is actually 30 parties.
Ann: Knope, you have out-Knoped yourself.


Quote from Jerry

Tom: We all burned our initials in, see?
Chris: Wait a minute, who's G-J-L-G-G?
Jerry: That's Garry Jerry Larry Gergich Gengurch. I burned in all my names. I really--I didn't know what to do.

Quote from Perd Hapley

Leslie Knope: We know that you were already approached by Sweetums and you said "No," but is there any way you would reconsider?
Perd Hapley: I'm sorry, Miss Knope. There is such a thing as journalistic integrity, and it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity.
Ann: It's really important, Perd. Please? Come on. For old time's sake.
Perd Hapley: Well, the story of that appeal is it was heartfelt. And in response to that appeal, I respond: Okay.

Quote from Andy

Chris: Thank you all so much for helping me with these boxes. I'm just a little behind because every time I start, I get [sobs] a little emotional.
Tom: Hey, that box has my name on it.
Ben: Hey, this one has my name on it.
Andy: This one has plates' name on it.

Quote from April

Leslie Knope: Okay, don't mention anything about the groundbreaking to Ann. Repeat that back to me.
April: Tell Ann about the groundbreaking, frame Ann for murder, release a deadly virus into the water supply.
Leslie Knope: Good.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: Can I still call you when I have thoughts on Jennifer Aniston's future?
Ann: Not if I call you first.
Leslie Knope: And can we still be on the phone for every state of the Union address and every Oscar red carpet coverage and every single viewing of Tootsie?
Ann: Of course.
Leslie Knope: Oh, Ann Perkins. You perfect sunflower. You totally changed me, you know? You taught me how to balance my life, how to be patient.
Ann: Mm...
Leslie Knope: How to be more patient.
Ann: Yeah, that's better.
Leslie Knope: How to throw bureaucratic caution to the wind when it came to Ben. But most importantly, you taught me that I can't pull off a tulip skirt.
Ann: It's just not your shape. [laughter]

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: Breakfast, Knope?
Leslie Knope: Oh, I don't know.
Ron Swanson: Come on. There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ben: Man, he put a lot of work into our presents. I feel kinda bad just getting him a gift card.
Ron Swanson: I also shook his hand. Twice. Anything more than that would be excessive.

Quote from Tom

Tom: Let's all put our heads together and brainstorm. We gotta send this dude off with the perfect gift. I say we start with the three "Cs": cashmere, concert tickets, caboodles of cash.
Ben: I feel like those are perfect gifts for you.
Tom: Those are perfect gifts for anyone. Ugh, I wish you guys were Donna!

Quote from Ron Swanson

Chris: You have just found your buddy boxes. Each box contains a memento of our friendship. I was gonna give them to you later, but there is no time like the present. Fun pun alert.
Ron Swanson: A bronzed hamburger.
Chris: It's from our turkey versus beef cook-off, remember? You were a worthy adversary.
Ron Swanson: I would have preferred a regular hamburger for eating, but this is very nice.

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