Ben Quote #204
Quote from Ben in Animal Control
Dennis Feinstein: Well, well, well. Look who's back.
Ben: Thank you so much for seeing us again, sir. We just came to apologize.
Andy: Mr. Dennis Feinstein, let me just say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad. I just started working here, and I really want to do a good job, and I blew it.
Dennis Feinstein: Thank you for saying that. Thought about it last night, and I decided that if you came in here and apologized to me like a man, that I would forgive you, and that's what you've done, so you're forgiven. To that end, here is a check for $25,000 for your charity.
Ben: Oh!
Dennis Feinstein: Go out there and help some kids with their pink eye, or whatever it is you guys are doing.
Ben: Mr. Feinstein, thank you. This is extremely generous.
Dennis Feinstein: It's nothing, really. I'm happy to help.
Ben: This check is made out to "Go [bleep] yourself."
Dennis Feinstein: In your face! Dennis Feinstein helps no man! Get the hell out of my office!
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‘Animal Control’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: I'd like to object again to being brought here against my will.
Ann: Okay, I'm just gonna double-check your form here. Ron! You redacted all the information.
Ron Swanson: I answered some of them.
Ann: For "date of birth," you wrote "springtime."
Ron Swanson: Which is true.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ann: Hey, you look better. I guess actual medicine can be effective. Who'da thunk?
Ron Swanson: Please leave me alone.
Ann: Not until we go over your test results and your blood work. Your blood pressure looks fine. I'm not sure how this is possible, but your cholesterol is 120, which is the lowest I've ever seen.
Ron Swanson: What's "cholesterol"?
Ann: And the only problem I see is that your potassium's low, so just eat a banana once in awhile.
Ron Swanson: No, thank you. I live the way I live, I eat the things I eat, and I'll die the way I'll die.
Ann: That's oddly beautiful... but also stupid. You're not alone in the world anymore, Ron. You're dating a woman who has two kids, so every three days, think about Ivy and Zoe and Diane, and eat a damn banana.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Before you begin, a few ground rules. I need you to explain everything you do before you do it, so I can determine whether I will allow you-- [Dr. Harris puts a tongue depressor in Ron's mouth] Oh! Ugh! Balsa wood? You could at least use mahogany.