Leslie Knope Quote #563
Quote from Leslie Knope in Harvest Festival
Leslie Knope: Ken, I know why you're here. And just let me say that we really tried.
Ken Hotate: I'm sorry, Leslie, but this is a big one. I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm gonna need to formally ask you to move the carnival.
Ben: I'm sorry? What's going on.
Leslie Knope: The carnival is on the site of the battle of Indian Hill, which was an epic seven day battle that the Wamapoke lost. Due to the fact that they didn't have any weapons.
Ken Hotate: During the battle, 93-year-old chief Wakote was shot 102 times by the calvary.
Tom: Did he die?
Leslie Knope: [softly] Yes.
Ken Hotate: And this moment will be commemorated for the next seven days with shooting galleries and fried dough stands.
Leslie Knope: Ken, I understand. But it's the only place in town that's big enough to house the carnival rides. Plus, you know with Pawnee's history it's very difficult to not be offensive.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Harvest Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.
Quote from Andy
Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.