Leslie Knope Quote #221
Quote from Leslie Knope in Greg Pikitis
Dave Sanderson: I see you in there, Andy. Leslie? What are you doing?
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy.
Woman: That's them, Officer! Right there!
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Oh, no. I'm so sorry, I think we have the wrong house.
Woman: Why are you doing this?
Leslie Knope: It's really hard to explain, but we were trying to get revenge on this kid, Greg Pikitis, and we thought this was his house, but I guess we got the address wrong.
Woman: I'm Greg's mom.
Leslie Knope: You are?
Woman: Yes. Oh. Did he hire a fake mom again, to get him out of trouble?
Leslie Knope: What?
Woman: Whenever he gets in trouble, he goes on Craigslist and hires a woman to play his mother and bail him out. Oh, that little SOB! Greg! Gregory!
Leslie Knope: I knew it!
Dave Sanderson: Oh, my God.
Andy: Dude. That kid is amazing.
Woman: He's not in his room. I don't know where he is.
Leslie Knope: I do.
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Wendy: Hey. Ron.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Wendy. Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.
Wendy: Well, we have a good time together. Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage. And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.
Ron Swanson: No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada. All that socialized medicine up there.
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Ann: Hey, guys.
April: Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
Ann: Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
Derek: I did. I'm a straight person.
Mark: [enters] Hey, sorry I'm late.
Derek: See?
Ann: Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
[aside to camera:]
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best. And I don't have to work. Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.