Leslie Knope Quote #107
Quote from Leslie Knope in Pawnee Zoo
Ron Swanson: Leslie, this is Marcia Langman from the Society For Family Stability Foundation.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hello. I love your top.
Marcia Langman: Oh, thank you so much. I was just hoping you had a moment to discuss the events at the zoo yesterday.
Ron Swanson: Well, I have nothing to do with this, so... [exits]
Leslie Knope: Well, what can I do for you and those fine people at the SFSF?
Marcia Langman: Well, you could resign, if you're up for it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, you're serious?
Marcia Langman: When you performed a marriage for gay penguins, using taxpayer money on government property, you were symbolically taking a stand in favor of the gay marriage agenda.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm sorry, but hold on a second there, Marcia. That was not my intention, at all.
Marcia Langman: Well, why else would you marry penguins?
Leslie Knope: Because I firmly believed that it would be cute. And it was.
Marcia Langman: Leslie, are you married?
Leslie Knope: No. Not yet, Marcia. Soon, probably. I have a plan, but, no, not now. Not dating anyone yet. Focusing on my career.
Marcia Langman: I thought so. So you couldn't possibly understand, but when gays marry, it ruins marriage for the rest of us. So, either you annul the wedding, or I'll publicly ask for your resignation. You know what? I'm so terrible with directions. If I'm headed to the parking lot, do I make a left out of here, or do I go right?
Leslie Knope: It's a left, yeah.
Marcia Langman: Thank you.
Leslie Knope: You're welcome.
Marcia Langman: Annul the wedding!
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Ron Swanson: Okay, here's the situation.
Leslie Knope: Your parents went away on a week's vacation. They left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Would they mind? Mm... Well, of course not. [rapping] I'll just take it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise around the neighborhood. Well, maybe I shouldn't Yeah! Of course I should Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot Pulled up to the corner at the end of my block That's when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walking I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking Sunroof was open, the music was high And that girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car I can't believe it! I made a mistake But parents are the same No matter time nor place So to all you kids all across the land No need to argue Parents just don't understand [cheers and applause] Thank you. Thank you. Just a little something I know. So, what's up?
Ron Swanson: Someone is on fire in Ramsett Park. They need you to get down there right away.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God.
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April: Hey. This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben.
Ben: Hi.
Leslie Knope: Hey. Oh! Wait, sorry, what's the situation?
April: What do you mean?
Leslie Knope: How does this work?
April: Derek is gay, but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben.
Derek: It's not that complicated.
Ben: No.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Jerry: Hey, Leslie, some guy who owns a gay bar sent you a cake.
Leslie Knope: Pawnee has a gay bar?
Ron Swanson: Yeah. The Bulge. It's behind my house.
Leslie Knope: The Bulge is a gay bar? Uh, the nights I've wasted there.