Leslie Knope Quote #1646
Quote from Leslie Knope in A Parks and Recreation Special
Jean-Ralphio: Ooooo-ooooo! Well, hello. Where have you been hiding, you sexy little beast? It's your boy, Jean Ralphio. And guess who just got run over by a Porsche? [cash register chimes] This dude did not wanna go to court. So I am flush with cash. [cash register chiming] Saturated with bills. First thing I did? Obviously, I got this enormous house. There is no furniture in here... [camera shutter clicking] .. so everything echoes! [echoing] Second thing I did with the racks on racks on racks... I got some commercial time. Now I know what you're thinking. "Does he have a business? No, he doesn't have a business. So what is he advertising?" Sha-boosh. This is my personal phone number. Call me anytime you want. I am that bored. And also, I have been banned from Cameo. [sings] For doing my videos naked Naked. Please call me. I am very sad.
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‘A Parks and Recreation Special’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: Welcome to "Ya' Heard? With Perd". I'm Perd Hapley, the Perd I mentioned a second ago when I was telling you the name of my show. Now, here today are two people who are also my guests. Leslie Knope from the Department of the Interior and Congressman Ben Wyatt.
Leslie Knope: Hi, Perd.
Ben: Hey, Perd. How are you?
Perd Hapley: I guess my first question is more of a query. What did you want to talk about?
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Perd Hapley: You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. And the "it" that you heard was the things that these people just said. Now, a word from our sponsors.
Quote from Chris
Ann: I'm just helping with out-patient care. Gotta do what we can. Chris is donating blood four times a week.
Andy: Oh, good for you, man. [lock clattering] Who are you giving it to? Just kind of... whoever wants it? "Trade with the Postmates guy" kinda thing?
Ann: I used to date that guy.
Chris: Oh, no! Andy. The CDC asked me to donate because I am extremely healthy. My red blood cells are so big, you can see them with the naked eye. They're like cherry Froot Loops! And my blood type is just positive.
Ann: They've designated him a super-healer. So far, it's just Megan Rapinoe, him, and a panther at the Miami zoo.