Jerry Quote #108
Donna: I am having some serious déjà vu. How many times have you lost your wedding ring?
Jerry: Oh, G-- [item clatters] Too many times to count. And it causes real trouble with Gayle. Yeah, I mean, anytime I lose my ring, she turns into a real grumpy goose.
Donna: Is that so?
Jerry: Oh, yeah. She'll say, you know, "Garry, you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on tight." [chuckles] And then she makes me go for the fresh oranges for the morning OJ. Yeah, I mean, she says, "Hey, Mr. Forgetful." Well, I mean, those words... I mean, they rattle around here for hours. That's why I've got to be extra careful with this replacement ring, because if I lost-- [ring clinking]
Donna: [laughing] I'm gonna order us some dinner.
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